You Can Take Your $15 Billion and....

With recent MySpace valuations floating in the $15 Billion range (full story), people waiting for Craig Newmark to cash in on Craigslist are going to have to wait - but don't hold your breath! Newmark responded with "If you're living comfortably, what's the point of having more?" full story

Although few people would turn to Time-Warner CEO, Dick Parsons, for words of wisdom, he did hit the nail on the head when he said that Murdoch’s acquisition of MySpace “appears to have been a masterstroke.” What will Rupert Murdoch go after next? How about Blogging? full story

The same people who accuse the president of being too stupid to tie his own shoes think this man can move energy prices north, then gas prices back south in time for elections. Can Bush really work magic? I don't know, but I'll enjoy my cheap fill-ups in the mean time. full story

Those of you taking kids to the dentist might want to keep this in mind - sedation is frequently used for routine cavity fixes for your squirmy children. This method had a sad ending for a 5-year-old Chicago girl who never awoke. full story

As Google turns eight years old, Fortune gets an insider's look at how chaos is all part of the $125 Billion company's master plan... they hope. full story

Fed up with Chavez, looks like 7-eleven is. Good for them. full story

For you football fans out there, enjoy this unforgettable play from the archives... click to watch